teenageswagger:

teenangstbitter:

 

yea. … uh— speaking of all that shit though I have to get up early for practice and stuff. so I’m… yea. I need to go to sleep so I’m awake enough in the morning. … sorry I’m making you stay just to go to sleep right after…

and I don’t know if you’re still on school time or whatever, but if I’m gone when you wake up you can have breakfast and stay as long as you want to. or… I’ll just make breakfast for you so you can at least have something to eat before you go. 

Shhh go to bed you baby, I will make myself beautiful and hop in after

jalja.

teenageswagger:

teenangstbitter:

I can do both. you don’t play music while playing or anything so it’s not hard or a big deal or anything. I already talked to the conductor and coach about it too…

 

yea that’s fine. there’s a plug by the vanity if you want to use that one.

… since you’re still in town you should come to a game sometime. 

You should totally rock your flute while kicking balls around
Make your own theme music doot doot

Dude, I’d come to a game even if I wasn’t in town

 

yea. … uh— speaking of all that shit though I have to get up early for practice and stuff. so I’m… yea. I need to go to sleep so I’m awake enough in the morning. … sorry I’m making you stay just to go to sleep right after…

and I don’t know if you’re still on school time or whatever, but if I’m gone when you wake up you can have breakfast and stay as long as you want to. or… I’ll just make breakfast for you so you can at least have something to eat before you go. 

teenageswagger:

teenangstbitter:

you’re not stinky anymore. now you’re just smelly. but a good smelly.

uh… did I tell you I got on the soccer team. … because after practice I’m even stinkier than you probably.

No?
That’s cool. What are you going to do about your nerd band stuff though?

I can do both. you don’t play music while playing or anything so it’s not hard or a big deal or anything. I already talked to the conductor and coach about it too…

 

yea that’s fine. there’s a plug by the vanity if you want to use that one.

… since you’re still in town you should come to a game sometime. 

teenageswagger:

teenangstbitter:

oh come on, you didn’t even brush it or anything. of course it looks shitty. 

… yea. it’s under the sink. I think it’s pink, I haven’t used it in a while. uh… do you want to share the bed or do you want me to make a little bed for you.

….shutupididbrushit 

-raids the cabinet-
Your call if you wanna crash with a stinky hobo or not

you’re not stinky anymore. now you’re just smelly. but a good smelly.

uh… did I tell you I got on the soccer team. … because after practice I’m even stinkier than you probably.

teenageswagger:

teenangstbitter replied to your post: teenangstbitter said:I’m… uh, I…

… you should spend the night so you don’t have to walk home. it’s dark. .. did you use my hair shit.

Yeah sure, I don’t want to insult the bus people with my Christina Aguilera 2007 poodle doo

Mmm…. no. No, I wish this was the evil doing of your hair shit

oh come on, you didn’t even brush it or anything. of course it looks shitty. 

… yea. it’s under the sink. I think it’s pink, I haven’t used it in a while. uh… do you want to share the bed or do you want me to make a little bed for you.

teenageswagger:

teenangstbitter:

you know I buy it for when you come over, right? you could just buy it yourself or… just stay here. 

… can I… um… … you know what, you smell like shit. talk to me when you smell like candy again.

-inches closer-
Can’t handle my manly stench? B)

yea. life on the streets sure ripened you up. you’re finally a man. I’m proud of you.

teenageswagger:

teenangstbitter:

you have a place but no shower? 

uh, sure. I don’t even really use it so you can just have it if you want. … um… you know you could stay here if you needed to, right. umma jokes that you’re like, her second son or something.

It’s a liiiiittle complicated

But Wonkas body wash is a highlight to being a guest at the house of Butts, I can’t take away it’s charm


..your mom says-
-swallows-
IT’S COOL MAN DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT

you know I buy it for when you come over, right? you could just buy it yourself or… just stay here. 

… can I… um… … you know what, you smell like shit. talk to me when you smell like candy again.

teenageswagger:

teenangstbitter:

teenageswagger replied to your post: teenageswagger said:Aye buddy. So…

Long story short is I busted my ass outta there, shawshank style, with less poop.

so… where are you staying now?

I got a place don’t worry about it buddy 8) 

you have a place but no shower? 

uh, sure. I don’t even really use it so you can just have it if you want. … um… you know you could stay here if you needed to, right. umma jokes that you’re like, her second son or something.

teenageswagger replied to your post: teenageswagger said:Aye buddy. So…

Long story short is I busted my ass outta there, shawshank style, with less poop.

so… where are you staying now?

Aye buddy. Sorry for bargin' in on you like this but can I use your shower. No homo.

… doesn’t Mr. O have a shower?