teenagedfeminist replied to your post: teenagedfeminist asked:FAERIE …

……………………… it is now my goal to help you achieve this.

do you know if there’s, uh, parties before or after the band. like homelessmandragon. is that— you know. partying.

i thought furry was on the list but it was actually fury. So FURY then

Fury: What is a word/phrase that you dread to hear?

  • "you’re not getting any better."
FAERIE

Faerie: If you could get away with anything, what would you do?

  • piss in someone’s beer.
Witch,Mummy,Incubus
Anonymous

Mummy: If you were to fall into an eternal sleep, do you think anyone would miss you?

  • maybe. but they’d get over it eventually too.

Incubus: What would someone have to do to get in your pants?

  • planks, abdominal crunches, push-ups, anything that tones the abdomen and/or ass. mostly the abs.

class-cannibal:

teenangstbitter:

christ why do people spend so much fucking time trying to shoot their ONE GODDAMNED SILVERASS BULLET at them then. why don’t they just say “fuck it” and shoot their fucking heads off?

Any kind of silver weaponry works?? Also vampires are killed by sunlight and other shit? So I don’t even knOW what you’re gettin all worked up about 

YOURE WRONG WEREWOLVES ARE AWESOMe

YEAH SO WHY DO THEY ALWAYS GO THROUGH THESE LONGASS PLANS TO FUCKING KILL THEM like oh we gotta SNEAK INTO HIS CASTLE while he’s ASLEEP and then STAB HIM GENTLY ENOUGH SO HE WON’T WAKE UP BEFORE HE’S DEAD

why don’t they just shoot his head off instead. and not do any of that bullshit

class-cannibal:

teenangstbitter:

class-cannibal replied to your post: anonymous asked:vampire, werewolf…

Well youd probably heal eventually

what if you throw a werewolf or a vampire into a wood chipper and you just have all these werewolf chunks laying around. they can’t fucking die, right? so they’re just living fucking chunks of werewolf and they get to live there forever? what if they get eaten by a bird? is the bird shit gonna be fucking alive or whatever? just fucking shitting werewolf chunks all over the world?

Vampires and werewolves can also be killed by like, beheading, so I guess it’d be safe to assume that destroying the body enough and severing the brain from it they’d die? I dunno

christ why do people spend so much fucking time trying to shoot their ONE GODDAMNED SILVERASS BULLET at them then. why don’t they just say “fuck it” and shoot their fucking heads off?

Witch, Siren, Succubus

Succubus: What’s one thing you can’t live without?

  • air. water. earth. fire…. heart. whatever heart is. love, I guess. 

Witch: If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?

  • the fact that teeth exist because I’m pretty sure I almost fucking ripped a tooth out trying to floss just now jesus christ

Siren: If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do? 

  • I don’t know if anything would feel right if I made them do it.

class-cannibal replied to your post: anonymous asked:vampire, werewolf…

Well youd probably heal eventually

what if you throw a werewolf or a vampire into a wood chipper and you just have all these werewolf chunks laying around. they can’t fucking die, right? so they’re just living fucking chunks of werewolf and they get to live there forever? what if they get eaten by a bird? is the bird shit gonna be fucking alive or whatever? just fucking shitting werewolf chunks all over the world?

genie and banshee!
Anonymous

Genie: If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?

  • can I use “and” and stuff. I’d ask for a lot of things but make sure I put “and” between them. 

Banshee: If you knew one of your loved ones/best friends had only one day left to live, how would you spend that last day with them?

  • together.
vampire, werewolf
Anonymous

Vampire: Someone offers you a chance at immortality. Do you take it, and why or why not?

  • god no can you imagine all the fucking BULLSHIT I would have to go through. what if I fall off a mountain and break all my bones but I don’t die so I just sit there starving and I can’t fucking move so I just spend all eternity there unless MAYBE someone comes by AND gets help and doesn’t just die on their own too.