mrogleby:

class-cannibal:

teenagedfeminist:

No! I mean we can’t just let him.. his paw is hurt.

We were high and you turn into an otter sometimes alright! Geez.

Yeah it was limping. Hey we’re at a hospital, do you think they do otters too?

I turn into a perfectly able-bodied otter! Although I guess right now I would — ok, fine. But I don’t think human hospitals treat wild animals. Christ, what if you got diseases from it??? Did you just put it’s wet lil body in your backpack just all willy nilly???

…… why the fuck would you describe it as “wet little body” that sounds gross. um… when I found Scallion I took him to a vet and she took care of a cut on my arm then too so. maybe they could. or maybe just vets can sometimes take care of people? I don’t know.

mrogleby:

class-cannibal:

mrogleby:

teenagedfeminist:

…………………………I guess that wasn’t Mr o. 

WHY IS THERE AN OTTER IN YOUR BACKPACK?????

…. We thought it was you

WHY THE HELL DID YOU THINK IT WAS ME??? YOU CAN’T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN OTTO-ME AND A REAL DAMN OTTER???

… so should I let it go or… what the fuck.

mrogleby:

class-cannibal:

teenagedfeminist:

Please……I think I would drive before I let Swag drive again. 

….alsoI’mreallysorryMr.O.

8);;; Sooorrryyyyy

It’s fine. I just want to get home.

-hands Biddo the keys- Ok, here. Don’t worry, I’ll sit passenger and help. You can’t possibly be as bad as Swag.

Don’t forget that backpack, whoever’s it is.

*takes the keys* okay. I mean, you’re the one who taught me so… … I should be pretty good at it I think. 

…I mostly just want to make sure I get my medicine and stuff.

mrogleby:

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Well, this feels familiar.

Someone else is going to have to drive us back to the campsite if we want to get our stuff. Or else we can all just get home. Either way, someone else has to drive.

… ME. I’ll do it. 

teenagedfeminist:

teenageswagger:

teenangstbitter:

a little what? … I— where is he? do you need help getting him in the car? … where’s One?

I’m gonna drive so fast

A little. Stuff. In the tree. That we fell out of. One is getting Mr O into the car. I think he was just bruised? We fell out of the tree. But they broke my fall. 

…Swag please drive safe fast. 

yea I don’t want to get carsick— uh… um… should we pack up? or— fuck. is… …

*wanders over to the car*

… Mr. O…?

teenagedfeminist:

teenageswagger:

teenangstbitter:

sober? I— are we— who brought alcohol? 

fuck I just… I just got my license. I guess I can drive but I was in a sleeping bag the whole way here and my phone doesn’t have signal so I don’t… I mean… I don’t know where the fuck I’d be going. 

I’ll drive B)

No I’m stoned. Not drunk. And yes. A little. 

…LET’S GO.

a little what? … I— where is he? do you need help getting him in the car? … where’s One?

teenagedfeminist:

teenageswagger:

teenangstbitter:

I’m not fucki— ………… is he bleeding?!

Bitter you should have told me you put my dick in your mouth
I would have put my DS down

I.. ANYWAYS NO HE’S .. not? I don’t know. Something happend to his arm. One and I were up in a tree you know *Flails hands* and we fell on him. 

…we need some one who is sober to drive. 

sober? I— are we— who brought alcohol? 

fuck I just… I just got my license. I guess I can drive but I was in a sleeping bag the whole way here and my phone doesn’t have signal so I don’t… I mean… I don’t know where the fuck I’d be going. 

teenagedfeminist:

*RIPS OPEN TENT DOOR* 

GET THAT DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH MR. O IS HURT AND WE NEED TO GET HIM TO THE HOSPITAL!!!

I’m not fucki— ………… is he bleeding?!

didn't your mom freak out you disappeared suddenly & being kidnapped and then camp in the woods for days
Anonymous

Mr. O talked to her when they came to my house to pick me up…

teenagedfeminist:

teenangstbitter:

… that’s not what I meant… thanks though. 

..I was teasing you. AND. Your mouth is not gross. I like your mouth. 

for real? … my mouth just feels gross to me… you can have it if you like it so much, though. it’s all yours.

*kisses her forehead*