HA HA HA SWAG IS LITERALLY ABOUT TO DIE. HE'S TRYING TO DEFEND YOUR HONOR LIKE A KNIGHT DOES FOR A DAMSEL IN DISTRESS EXCEPT THIS ISN'T A BABYASS DRAGON IT'S SOME PINKIELESS PSYCHOPATH DOUCHEBAG BONECRACKER WHO'S GOING TO SNAP HIM IN HALF. I'M NOT EVEN FUCKING WITH YOU THIS IS AN IN-PROGRESS EVENT. YOU DID THIS, MAN. YOU MADE THIS HAPPEN.
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  1. katie-saxophone said: Well he’s not wrong.
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